Judge Joe Brown
Judge David Young
All of these courtroom shows and more are now showing on my television, all day, every day, thanks to my houseguest, who apparently plans to spend the rest of his life watching people complain about being done wrong and nothing else. The only hour you won't hear justice in progress at my house is the 5-6 hour, when I'm cooking dinner. At that time there's a real-life autopsy show on that ruins my appetite every night. My quest to put meat on the houseguest's bones is keeping me trim. So it's all good, I guess.